Hey guys. Here are just a few one-line jokes to get you 'cracked-up' for the Easter;
How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? Because he's an egghead.
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants.
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.
What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate one!
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Why was the little girl sad after the race? Because an egg beater!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny!
How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggsercise!
Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? They don't want to get "beat up".
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